Two Parallel Worlds Compared: Without Comparison, You Don't Know How Bad It Is

The owner of the sesame-pancake shop downstairs is called Wu Dalang.

Pan Jinlian has become a nurse who gives people their medicine.

Xiang Yu and Lü Bu got into a street fight and both ended up in the ICU.

Zhu Bajie is a major pork wholesaler who made a fortune when pork prices went up.

Laozi is a university professor. Everyone who sees him says, "I'm number one under heaven."

Mitsui Hisashi finally blushed and said the words he'd kept buried in his heart for years: "Coach, I want to ask you out to a movie."

In this offbeat parallel world, I just want to keep a low profile, make a few billion on the side, and marry one or two wives. That's all I need to be happy. But then I unexpectedly ended up living with Zhuge Liang's daughter. She wanted to make a movie, so I helped her write a ridiculous script, and then... it became a box-office smash!!!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.