Showbiz: You Asked Me on a Blind Date, and I Started Slacking Off from the Start

Name: Showbiz: You Asked Me on a Blind Date, and I Started Slacking Off from the Start
Author: Kneeling Forever at the Temple of the God of Wealth

娱乐：让你来相亲，你开局就摆烂

by Kneeling Forever at the Temple of the God of Wealth (财神庙长跪不起)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 236k Words
Genre: Urban Romance
Subgenre: Urban Life
Updated: 3y ago
Source: Faloo

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After countless blind dates, Su ** still hasn’t found a partner.

His mom retaliates by sending him onto a dating show.

Everyone posts their carefully edited photos in **.

Su ** casually snaps a photo from his worst angle and posts it. In an instant, he’s dead **.

When everyone else is showing off their talents,

Su ** pulls out his phone and plays games.

The viewers are frantic on his behalf:

"Su, stop slacking and do something! Put on a show! The beautiful women are getting picked up!"

"Su, there’s a reason you’re single."

Everyone thinks Su ** is destined to be alone forever.

But then things start taking an unexpected turn.

"Huh? Why are all the beautiful women flocking to Su Slacker?"

"Wait, why are those guys being so attentive to Su Slacker?"

"Wait, why do important figures and celebrities keep running into him out of nowhere?!"

"OMG! I thought I was watching an ordinary dating show!"

"Who exactly is Su Slacker? Why are all these big shots treating him with such respect?"

"Bro Slacker, look at me! I’m great at slacking too! We’re made for each other!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.

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