This Is So Annoying: The Cute Girls and Yanderes Are All Forcing Me to Marry Them

Yandere: "Su Bai, let's dance together in hell..."

Su Bai: "Darling, you've become my most perfect work of art."

Su Bai was at his wit's end. In his previous life, a yandere woman had driven him to his death.

Now that he's reborn, shouldn't he experience a heart-stirring romance to soothe the wounds in his soul?

No, he needs several.

So why is his ex-girlfriend, whom he broke up with, regretting it now?

Su Bai: "I'm not getting back together with you. Unless you book us a room."

Ex-girlfriend: "You're a jerk! I... I'll give you one kiss at most..."

He runs into a sweet, adorable girl. Su Bai says, "You're so cute. Date me."

The girl shakes her head. "No..."

Su Bai pins her against the wall and kisses her. "You won't say no, but you won't make a move or admit anything either? What a player! It's fine, I'm a player too."

The girl: "?!"

Su Bai is having the time of his life when the yandere shows up.

In front of everyone, she is peerlessly elegant and alluring.

"Little thing, you can only belong to me. Otherwise... I'll eat you alive."

Su Bai: "!!!"

Oh no, has the crazy yandere from his previous life found him?

Who cares.

It's perfectly reasonable for a playboy like him to manipulate a yandere into being his side chick, right?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.