Genshin Impact: So You Play Genshin’s Monster-Fighting Mode Too!

Thanks for the invite. I'm in Genshin Impact, and I have a golden finger.

Wait, why can I pull Mother Babel and Mirror Maidens from the System's banner?

Oh, it's a monster-themed System.

Well, that explains it!

But the banner only has monsters, and none of them have local residency. With no other options, I can only cling to Hu Tao and scrape by at the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor.

"Master, I've brought you another maid to warm your bed."

A Signora strolled over, while behind her, a Fatui Electro Cicin Mage was leading a green creature along.

"That's enough! Stop bringing people home!"

"I've told you, we're full! Full! Why won't you listen?"

"And Venti, do you seriously think I won't recognize you just because you're in women's clothes?"

"Ehe!"

Looking at the green guy pretending to be clueless on the shoulder of a Mitachurl, and at Lumine, Fischl, and the other girls who were eating and drinking for free in his room, not to mention Hu Tao glaring at him from his bed, Bai Ye felt utterly exhausted.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.