In Konoha, This Naruto Is Super Flat

Reborn as Naruto, bound to the lying down system, the more lying down, the stronger he becomes! So Naruto started a life of lying down and fishing. It is impossible for Hokage to be Hokage, he can only act like a genin. Miss Hinata confesses her love to me? It's so good that I can lie down and eat soft food. Failed the graduation exam? If you fail, just fail. It's good not to be a ninja. Er Zhuzhu escaped? Go ahead, as long as he is happy. Orochimaru wants to destroy Konoha? Sandai, please don't touch me, I'm afraid Uncle Snake will misunderstand. The two pillars return to Konoha for revenge? Danzo is at the root base. If you don't know the way, I can take you there. Is Payne here to carry the rice? Well, can you wait for me first? Unlimited monthly reading? That won't work, Otsutsuki Kaguya, die! In short, the ninjas are all very scary! I was going to be beaten to death accidentally, so I could only lie down and look serious. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.