In Konoha, This Naruto Is Really Good at Lying Flat

Reborn as Naruto and bound to the Lie Flat System: the more he lies flat, the stronger he gets!

And so Naruto starts living a laid-back life, doing as little as possible.

There's no way he's becoming Hokage. He'll just be a low-ranking ninja and take it easy.

Lady Hinata confesses to me?

Great, I can lie flat and live off my wife.

I failed the graduation exam?

So what if I failed? Not becoming a ninja sounds pretty good.

Uchiha Sasuke ran away?

Go ahead. As long as he's happy.

Orochimaru wants to destroy Konoha?

Third Hokage, don't get me involved. I'm afraid Uncle Snake might get the wrong idea.

Uchiha Sasuke has returned to Konoha for revenge?

Danzo is at the Root Base. If you don't know the way, I can take you there.

Pain has come to carry rice?

Um, could you wait until I'm done ** first?

Infinite Tsukuyomi?

No way. Kaguya Otsutsuki, you're dead!

Anyway, the ninjas are all so scary!

I could get beaten to death if I'm not careful, so all I can do is lie flat. Kizaru, with a serious expression.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.