Five Ha: You Asked for a State Banquet, So I Served a Pig-Slaughter Feast

Su Ze transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes a little-known celebrity. He also joins the latest season of the variety show Five Ha.

Luckily, he binds himself to an Entertainment Popularity System that grants him rewards in various professions.

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have gained professional mastery as a pig butcher!

Ding! Congratulations, Host. You have gained professional mastery as a state banquet chef!

The production team only meant to use Su Ze as a celebrity to fill out the cast, but they never expected him to throw the entire show off course.

"He slaughtered a pig weighing over 150 kilos with a knife, all by himself. Is this guy really a pretty-boy idol?"

And when Su Ze displays his exquisite cooking skills, he's invited to prepare a state banquet. He goes ahead and lays out an entire feast made from one pig, shocking the whole internet.

That's not all. In later episodes, Su Ze tricks and sweet-talks dozens of celebrities in the industry.

His outrageous schemes even leave the director and crew at a loss for what to do.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.