I'm Not Much to Look At

I'm not good-looking.

I'm telling the truth.

Not only am I not good-looking,

I've also been a couch potato for 33 years.

A really, really lazy one.

Ever since I entered the real world, I've barely worked.

I've been living off my parents for over a decade.

Then I got interviewed on TV,

and shamelessly talked at length about my life as a lazy freeloader.

After a month of online abuse,

fate finally smiled on me.

My neighborhood was demolished.

I got compensated with 200 million yuan.

Forgive me,

but I'm about to start living like a total king.

The above is

excerpted from the autobiography of Xu Ziqiang, chairman of the Ever Self-Reliant Strong Kidney Group.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.