I Just Became a Daoist Celestial Master, and Gao Qiqiang Asked Me to Save His Wife

My name is Zhang Qingxuan, and I just became a Daoist Celestial Master.

I'm panicking right now.

The old weasel on the hill behind my house insists I attend its banquet to celebrate becoming an immortal, in exchange for three coins to buy my life.

It even sent a female ghost to deliver an invitation demanding thirty years of my lifespan as a gift!

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on activating the Daoist Celestial Master System!

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on mastering the Five Thunder Rites!

Ding! Congratulations, Host, on mastering the Golden Light Spell!

Zhang Qingxuan: Huh? I'll go straighten that weasel's head out right now!

My name is Tang Xiaolong. People in the underworld call me Brother Dao.

Three days ago, my sister-in-law suddenly fell unconscious, and no matter how many masters my big brother summoned, none of them could help.

With her life hanging in the balance, my big brother made a decision: he told me to bring some men and invite the Celestial Master of Mount Longhu.

At first, I was confused, but when I climbed the mountain,

I saw the Celestial Master wreathed in lightning, holding the head of a weasel as big as a tiger or leopard and saying he was going to use it as a chamber pot.

"..."

"Celestial Master! Please come down the mountain and save my sister-in-law!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.