I'm an Alien Invader, and Zhou Jie Defects on the Spot!

After aliens invade Blue Star, the Alien Dragon Emperor Qin Zheng opens a dialogue with the planet.

"Starting today, I'm going to make you Blue Star people feel despair!"

"All your means of transportation will be turned into Lamborghini Veneno cars. You'll get only 150 days of paid leave a year, and you'll never be able to lie flat for the rest of your lives."

"And your housing prices will be just 1,000 yuan per square meter. Every person in every household will be given one 300-square-meter villa for free. You'll have to spend your whole lives cooped up in those tiny homes!"

Sister Zhou: "Brother Qin, my own dear brother, is it a crime if I want to kiss you? Or give you a baby, maybe a little Prince Gaia?"

Mozi: "Lord Dragon Emperor, you're like a father to me. I want you to put me to work. If you get too heated, I can cool you down."

One Blue Star resident after another cries out, "What amazing benefits!"

Is there something seriously wrong with this alien's policies? Weren't they supposed to torture us and make us despair?

But when Qin Zheng announces the benefits for citizens of his sci-fi empire, only then do those cheering colonists of inferior species realize what truly cruel torture they've been subjected to.

Without comparison, there's no harm!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.