Siheyuan: The Beastly Godfather Teaches You to Be a Bird of Prey

Hu Jianguo transmigrates into the world of Love in the Courtyard. With the help of his Raptor System, he gradually tames a whole bunch of beasts and puts them to work for him.

You've got a little money and think you can bully me?

Ever heard of the Thieving Saint Bang Geng?

He'll steal so much from you, you won't even be able to afford underwear. Believe it or not?

Not afraid of theft?

How about Qin Huairu, the little widow who's a national sweetheart and a total white lotus? Sound good?

I'll have her drain you until you're poor for eight generations. Scared yet?

What?

You're not interested in women?

Surely you've heard of Silly Zhu, the God of War?

I'll have him pound you to death with fists as big as sandbags!

You know martial arts too?

Then I'll have Xu Damao, the Supreme Lord of Snatching, steal your sister!

Don't have one?

Then your older sister!

Don't have one of those either?

Then I'll snatch your mother!

Nobody left?

Perfect. I'll send Jia Zhangshi, the Ghost-Summoning Mage, to wail in your house for a few nights!

I guarantee all eighteen generations of your ancestors will come keep you company!

You don't believe in superstition?

Even ghosts and gods have to debate science with you?

Hey! If you want to debate, I'll have Yi Zhonghai, the God of Morality, talk to you!

Just wait until he talks your ancestral graves to pieces!

And you're still not afraid?

What a load of crap!

You're not me!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.