Siheyuan: Honey, They're Just Friends

Li Fan transmigrates into a courtyard compound and becomes a useless street loafer.

He obtains an Opposite-Sex Affinity System.

Raising his affinity with women brings him benefits.

Li Fan begins running rampant through the courtyard compound.

Qin Huairu gains the skills of a Grade 8 fitter.

He Yushui gains master-level cooking skills.

Yu Li gains the ability to stay hard without tiring.

Liang Ladi gains the skills of a Grade 8 welder.

Ding Qiunan gains master-level medical skills.

Jin Canlan gains divine-level martial arts.

Lou Xiao'e gains top-tier business talent.

Years later, all the women in the courtyard compound have become Li Fan's close friends.

Silly Zhu: I've been so good to Sister Qin. Why does she like Li Fan?

Xu Damao: I'm supposed to be a lady-killer, so why does my wife want Li Fan as her lover too?

Yan Fugui: I'm the king of schemers, yet Li Fan managed to scheme against my daughter.

Yi Zhonghai: He promised to take care of me in my old age, but Bang Geng has made Li Fan his godfather.

Bang Geng: Godfather, I was wrong. Don't steal my wife!

Big Boobs: What exactly is your relationship with them?

Li Fan: We're just friends.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.