You Stole My Mount, and Now You Want Me to Protect the Mortal World?

A video by a cycling streamer suddenly goes viral across the internet!

Streamer Yin Yang rides across the country, visiting more than seventy cities, only to have his bicycle stolen in Binhai City, the country's most prosperous city!

Yin Yang's next livestream sends netizens across the country into an uproar!

"To defend against an invasion from another world two years from now, I have painstakingly searched every inch for spiritual ley lines."

"I was protecting the human world, and you stole my bicycle?"

"That was my magical artifact!"

"You have three days to return my bicycle, or I will level all of Binhai City!"

Just when everyone thinks Yin Yang has gone mad after spending all these years braving the elements, he suddenly takes flight on camera.

The netizens can't sit still any longer.

If they still haven't found the bicycle in three days, will he really level all of Binhai City?

Many netizens don't care about the bicycle or Binhai City.

They just want to learn cultivation from Yin Yang!

…

Two years later.

Countless cultivators from another world descend, and they are all dumbfounded.

We've been tricked!

Weren't we promised an ordinary world?

Why is everyone cultivating immortality?!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.