Journey to the West: Learning from the Scriptures? None of My Business?

I, White Dragon Horse! Want me to go get some scriptures? Go ahead and dream of your spring and autumn dreams! It is impossible to learn from scriptures! Impossible in this life! Why do I, the little white dragon, have to go to get scriptures when there are so many gods? Do you want this blessing for you? What Laoshizi Scripture? Don't even think about ktv me! Not only do I not want to learn from it, I also want you all to learn from it! We have to go to the world of gods, immortals, and Buddha! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.