I Am a Heavenly Dao Sage, and I’ve Joined the Chat Group!

Writing a synopsis is so hard. As long as the numbers are good, I can keep updating like crazy!

Lin Ye is broke!

Then he gets pulled into a strange chat group.

He binds himself to the Heavenly Dao Sage System.

System: Would you like to draw a prize?

Lin Ye: "Draw!"

System: Congratulations, Host! You have won one car accident!

Screech!

Is this what you call a Heavenly Dao Sage?

Bang!

Sure enough, a car accident happens!

The Messenger of the Pure Altar: "Brother Monkey, are you drunk? Why did you mistake the Golden Cudgel for... and send it out?"

Erlang Shen: "Without your Golden Cudgel, you're just a monkey. Come on, fight me one-on-one!"

Fairy Chang'e: "Hurry up and give the Great Sage his Golden Cudgel back. If those two really start fighting, even Heaven won't be able to stop them!"

King Yama: "I'll just watch and enjoy the show!"

What the hell kind of System is this? It keeps screwing me over. Can't I just get rid of it?

Aaaah!

Lin Ye is on the verge of a breakdown from all the torment...

I'm hopeless at writing a synopsis. Please read the story!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.