Challenging the Internet's Worst System, I Give Up on the Spot

Meng Bufan transmigrates to Blue Star, hesitates for just a few seconds... and misses out on a hundred million!

"Dear Host, you have five seconds to choose a System. Listen to the options: one, anthropomorphize; two, cashback; three, deduction; four, reborn. Please choose. The countdown begins: five, four, three..."

The emotionless System voice continues: "Two, one. Time's up. Host made no choice, so the first System is selected by default: the Anthropomorphizing System."

"?"

"Dear Host, congratulations on binding the most useless Anthropomorphizing System. I don't know how to use it either!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.