The System Is Strong? Send Me Your Longevity and I'll See for Myself

Comedy, memes, erotic content, fantasy.

I know I'm the protagonist, so why would I need a System?

What? The System is powerful? Give me immortality and I'll see for myself.

You're in such a hurry to make me bind to you. Are you up to no good?

You think you're impressive? Don't you know that in today's cultivation world, you need both strength and connections?

Cultivation isn't about fighting and killing. It's about navigating relationships!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.