I Was Five, Cooking at Mushroom House, and Mimi Burst Into Tears

He transmigrated into the body of a five-year-old child, and the first thing he saw was a beautiful woman in black stockings.

Without a word, he rushed over to her.

The viewers in the livestream: "I'm so jealous! I feel like five-year-old me missed out on an entire harem."

The leader of the haters: "Another day of trying to become Su Chen's apprentice!"

The haters: "Dig, dig, dig in a little heart, plant a little Su Chen, and watch a little flower bloom..."

The casual fans: "You went on a variety show, but all you do is break world records every damn day!"

The viewers: "Am I watching an entertainment show? This is clearly a stress-inducing show. I used to worry that robots would take my job. Now I'm worried some brat will take it!"

Guinness World Records: "Su Chen has broken another record! Again!"

Foreigners: "How is that even possible?"

The Dragon Kingdom: "Isn't that something anyone with hands can do?"

The whole world was dumbfounded...

Only later did they discover...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.