The Taoist Priest Comes Down from the Mountain: One Mention of Me Leaves Officials Stunned

"The West River Bridge: an accumulation of baleful energy. A massive pileup is certain to happen within half an hour. @Traffic Bureau Official"

An account called Little Taoist Flowing Cloud suddenly posted this on Weibo and tagged the Traffic Bureau.

Unfortunately, no one paid any attention. Netizens all thought he was just chasing clout.

An hour later, the whole internet exploded!

"Holy crap, a massive pileup really happened! The timing was spot-on!"

"666, was that a real prediction, or is he planning some kind of terrorist attack?"

Then one post after another appeared.

"Futang Mall is shaped like a coffin, gathering yin energy. Someone will definitely be murdered within three days! @City Planning Official"

"The Cang River levee didn't burst by chance. Something even bigger is coming. @Water Resources Official"

The authorities began to panic!

"The dragon vein of Mount Tai has been broken? China's national fortune is being stolen? I'll set up the Great Array of the Heavenly Stars!"

"Fengdu keeps being hit by earthquakes. I'll hold back the Yin soldiers by myself and seal the Ghost Gate!"

Forge statues of rebirth, behead evil dragons, and consolidate the nation's fortune!

"Baby, go pay a visit to the onmyoji in Sakura Country!"

"You, go deal with that curse in Siam!"

"Wang Ye, come with me to Eagle..."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.