Genshin Impact: The Angst Simulator, and They All Burst into Tears

Xuan Ye transmigrates to the world of Teyvat and unexpectedly activates the Knife Simulator System.

Through the System, he can run life simulations over and over. As long as he serves up tragic endings to Genshin Impact's main characters in the simulations, he can earn rewards.

The more painful the tragedy, the better the reward!

Xuan Ye: "It's only a simulation, not real life. So let's do it, do it, and keep doing it!"

With that in mind, Xuan Ye relentlessly dishes out tragedies in one life simulation after another.

But!

What he never expected was...

As time passed,

and he spent more and more time with the Genshin Impact characters in real life,

the events from the life simulations gradually began appearing in the minds of the characters he'd put through those tragedies.

Eula: "Xuan Ye, you said you'd spend the rest of your life with me!"

Ei: "Xuan Ye, you are not allowed to die! You are not allowed to die! I command you, in my capacity as the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, to stay alive!!"

Ningguang: "Xuan Ye, if you die, what use is all this wealth to me?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.