Showbiz: I Lost a Trillion, Then Ascended to Immortality

Lose a trillion and become an immortal? How hard can that be...

Screenwriter: "Boss Jiang, I'll do this script for just 500,000."

Jiang Cheng: "What kind of movie can you make for 500,000? It should be at least 10 million."

Screenwriter: "Boss Jiang, my Wandering Earth is adapted from a novel by a famous author."

Jiang Cheng: "What kind of nonsense is this? Why not call it Wandering Sun? Now that would be impressive!"

Online: "Jiang Cheng is here, and he's brought another one of his terrible movies."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.