Siheyuan: Maximum Cursed Vibes, My Wife Is Da Mimi

After transmigrating to the beastly Four-Nine City Courtyard, Gu Yuanqing obtains the Ultimate Dark Sign-In System.

Sign in for a dark-roleplay card and play Gao Qisheng, using a frozen fish to smash Jia Zhangshi's skull!

Sign in for an eighteen-year-old Da Mimi, with a heart that embraces the world and beauty that outshines the nation, leaving Qin Huairu in the shade.

Sign in for a prairie-style green hat, give it to Yan Jiecheng, and enjoy a carefree life with Yu Li, giving Yan Jiecheng a son in the process.

Sign in for highly polluted Ganges water and replace Yi Zhonghai's tea with it. He vomits and has diarrhea, then ends up in the hospital.

Right in front of Silly Zhu, he and He Yushui wage a battle for the rest of their lives, making Silly Zhu so furious that smoke pours from his ears.

When he learns that Yi Zhonghai was behind Jia Dongxu's death, Gu Yuanqing reports him at once and has the so-called paragon of morality executed by firing squad!

The Deaf Old Lady loves acting above her station and throwing her weight around because of her age. He'll scatter even her ashes.

The Thieving Saint, Bang Geng, "accidentally" becomes a human stump, and Qin Huairu weeps uncontrollably.

With Gu Yuanqing's arrival, the beasts of the courtyard begin lives full of disasters and unbearable suffering.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.