Runeterra: I Am the Pirate King, but My Ship Was Sold

Eren travels across Runeterra and becomes a pirate in Bilgewater. No money? Rob! Weak? Keep grabbing! Wait, where is my boat? Damn the card, even if you steal the ship and sell it, I will beat you to death! Drizzt: Don't hit the captain, I'll work for you for 100 years! Gangplank: Damn Alan, how dare you steal my treasure? I am the King of Bilgewater! Female Gun: Captain Allen, do you want these two guns from me? Policewoman: I'm the Piltover law enforcement officer. Ellen, don't run away! Ahri: Brother Allen, don't suppress yourself, please pamper me as much as you like! Ezreal: Let Lux go, she's mine! Foyego: Isulde, I am the one who resurrected you, why did you... Dragon King: I am the Lord of the Starry Sky, I am the Dragon King, I am... Allen: Shut up and pull the boat! Captain, where are we going? Can you give us some direction? I want to go to that distant horizon for a romantic date! This book is also called: The Pirate King and His Eighteen Old Ladies! This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.