Undercover Detective, Master of Chinese Studies, Livestreams Fishing Again and Again

"The master's gone wild!"

"A hundred percent of livestream call-ins end in emotional breakdowns!"

"KO after KO, and still undefeated."

Countless viewers in the livestream were watching with shining eyes.

Another viewer called in: "Master, I want to learn Chinese classics too!"

Yun Lan: "Dear patron, you... have a green cloud hanging over your head. Don't go home under any circumstances, or you may face a bloody disaster!"

Viewer: "Huh? Master, don't try to fool me. My husband and I get along just fine."

Yun Lan: "In about fifteen minutes, you'll find both of your husbands in your bed..."

Fifteen minutes later.

Viewer: "Help, someone help me!"

"It's already over."

Viewers: "The master's fortune-telling is so accurate!"

Yun Lan said calmly, "The Book of Changes says that we choose our own fate!"

"Career, marriage, love, and feng shui."

"Be a clear-eyed player in your own life."

"Defy fate and change your destiny. Start by learning the Chinese classics."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.