I Just Want to Find a Partner, So How Did I Become Invincible?

In the livestream,

Zhang Yi: "My matchmaking agency's slogan is: women chase men, even if they have to do it backwards."

"Streamer, I'm so rich. Why hasn't a goddess chased after me yet?"

Zhang Yi: "Marrying you would put her life in danger."

"Streamer, I'm so handsome and so rich. Why are none of those girls chasing me?"

Zhang Yi: "You're too stingy. I can't push a girl into a pit of fire."

"Streamer, please find me a partner. I don't care who she is, as long as she's a woman."

"A murderer doesn't count. Go turn yourself in."

"Streamer, are you sure you only run a matchmaking agency?"

"Why are the police asking you for help?"

"Why are they tipping you so many rockets?"

Zhang Yi: "I'll say it one last time: I just run a matchmaking agency. In other words, I'm a matchmaker."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.