Li Tianxia transmigrated to a parallel world and unexpectedly awakened the Disaster Prediction System.
From then on, under the pseudonym Chan 3901, he claimed to be an expert in all kinds of Chinese metaphysics. Hiding on the internet, he posted prophetic revelations and set out to make himself a god.
"At 9:15 local time, a 7.8-magnitude earthquake will strike Turkey..."
"Yemen Airways Flight 626 will crash..."
"An influenza outbreak will spread through Texas, killing at least 300,000 people..."
With Chan 3901's prophecies hitting the mark every single time, countless lives narrowly escaped death, and economic losses amounting to hundreds of billions were prevented.
Believers around the world looked to him for guidance. A single word from him could sway the course of the world, yet no one knew his true identity.
The Eagle Sauce couldn't sit still any longer. "This is going too far! This is clearly cultural invasion. Now the whole world is learning about the Chinese zodiac and the Four Pillars of Destiny. They've even renamed the stars! What are these Twenty-Eight Lunar Mansions? And is that called Taiyin? That's the Moon! What the hell is Facebook doing? Hurry up and ban him!"
This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.
