Journey to the West: Ruling Ten Thousand Demons, Zhu Bajie Is Reborn as a Blind Pig

This is a very different Zhu Bajie!

Cross-eyed, with ears that stick out;

Always tripping when he walks, crashing into trees when he runs away;

Taking the wrong road while leading the horse, unable to find a bed when it's time to sleep;

A big, stupid pig who only makes things worse, and makes the monkey so angry he sees red;

The blind have their own blessings; the Great Dao bestows a lucky charm;

Recite it three times and it works: the good things don't, but the bad things do!

Anyone who helps him gets good fortune, while anyone who curses him gets unlucky.

Tang Sanzang said, "You pighead," and his face broke out in pimples.

The White Dragon Horse called him "cross-eyed pig" and turned into a huge dairy cow. They could still go fetch the scriptures riding the cow, and at least they wouldn't go hungry, as long as they didn't get hurt.

Gao Cuilan said, "My sweet piggy," and turned into a baby-faced beauty with a voluptuous figure.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said, "You wretched pig," and turned into a wet nurse?

Sun Wukong called him a "blockhead," and developed sores on his hands and feet.

The Buddha said, "I hate that fat pig so much," and the Journey to the West party fell apart!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.