You Have to Believe the Anchor, This Is Really a Coincidence

As an anti-fraud anchor, Lu Xun suddenly received a fraudulent text message, saying that he wanted to spend 3 billion to buy 2,000 missiles from him. He ridiculed a little liar in a live broadcast and asked for a deposit of 100 million. Unexpectedly, the liar actually transferred 100 million to him... From then on, Lu Xun discovered that all the scams and lies he encountered had turned out to be true. "Hello, can you lend me a thousand yuan for travel expenses? I'm going to steal the national treasure that's been exiled abroad!" "Hello, lend me 2,000 yuan for travel expenses, and I will go to the Niaotan Ghost Club where I burned the chicken in the foot pot." "Can you lend me three thousand yuan for travel expenses? I'll bring Yingjiang's nuclear-powered aircraft carrier back." "Hello, actually I am Qin Shihuang. I am not dead. You can support me with 10,000 yuan. When I restart the Qin Dynasty, I will make you the prime minister..." "Hello, I am actually Tang Monk. Lend me a three-thousand-year-old leather bag. I will give the bag to you to eat and make you immortal..." This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.