Are You Kidding? Why Are All My Priest Skills Poisonous?

Synopsis: A fast-paced, feel-good nationwide online game story, with two female leads, thrilling guild battles, brotherhood, and a priest soloing a boss.

As virtual online games sweep the globe and become humanity's third world, billions of people pour into Illusory World.

There are five main classes. Warriors hold the line against ten thousand foes, serving as both tanks and damage dealers. Rogues can kill with one strike and vanish a thousand miles away, nearly unbeatable in one-on-one fights, graceful and elusive. Archers draw their bows to the full moon, delivering devastating ranged attacks with agility and force. Mages command the elements, summoning wind, rain, lightning, and thunder, reigning supreme in team fights. Priests, well? They can heal and provide buffs, but they're also slow, weak in attack, and low in health and mana. They're the bottom of the barrel...

Disillusioned with his career, Li Changfeng enters Illusory World hoping to show what he can do, only for the System to mistakenly assign him the Priest class. Just as he's losing hope, he suddenly discovers an astonishing talent:

Poisonous Healer: All skills are poisonous and deal damage as a percentage of the target's health.

What the heck?

I'm a priest, a healer! Why give me poison skills?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.