I Am the Unluckiest Man in History

Lin Mo spent ten lifetimes as a villain, and in every one of them he met a good end.

But after ascending, he became the God of Misfortune, feared by everyone.

Then he unlocked the Big Sucker System, which lets him avoid the side effects of bad luck.

So anyone who tries to harm him is struck by a mysterious force.

Just one “Fellow Daoist, please stay your steps” is enough to send every immortal in the Celestial Realm running in terror.

The God of Wealth: “Lin Mo, wait a moment. Let me set up a defensive formation before you come into my house!”

The Nine Heavens Goddess: “Lin Mo, I have to keep an eye on you, or the Immortal Realm will descend into chaos!”

The God of Poverty: “Lin Mo, I want some roast chicken.”

The Supreme Old Lord: “Lin Mo, boy, when are you coming over for a drink? Your grandpa's not doing so well!”

The Water God: “You're forcing me to buy! You come into my house even if I refuse, just to make me unlucky!”

Lin Mo declares, “I shall ascend to the throne of the Emperor and embrace all the beauties of the world!”

“You gods are way too timid. In that case, leave the throne of the previous emperor to me!!!”

This book is also known as They Made You the God of Misfortune, but You Went and Became the Immortal Emperor! and So What If You're the God of Misfortune? What Can You Do About It?

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.