Genshin Impact: No More Pretending, I'm a Total Pervert!

If being a good person means you're destined for a bad end, why not become an old lech and live life on your own terms?

Get Barbara to help break a curse.

Put a cat tail on Keqing.

Polish the cocogoat's horns until they're gleaming.

Become Raiden Shogun's sword.

He does everything men want to do but don't dare to.

What Heavenly Principles? What Abyss? What Fatui?

He doesn't want to save the world. He just wants to be a respectable old lech.

It's that simple.

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