The Gods You Worship? I Have Them Under Control!

Everyone worships gods.

Emotions are offerings.

300g of anger earns 10 units of divine power.

1000g of curiosity grants one instance of divine possession.

5000g of sorrow earns a divine skill.

Not enough emotion points, but still want a god to back you up?

Not a chance!

Xu Yi is a transmigrator.

At eighteen, he obtained a prison for gods.

Three thousand gods are locked inside.

Xu Yi wants to cultivate.

The gods are thrilled: "My lord, we have plenty of divine power. Please take all of it!"

Xu Yi wants to learn divine skills.

The gods rush to volunteer: "My lord, learn mine! I'm known as the God of War of the Universe, and my divine skill is amazing!"

Xu Yi wants to eat meat.

The gods say: "I'll stew myself to satisfy your craving, my lord!"

"Why do the gods you worship help me beat you up?"

Xu Yi smiles.

"Because... they're afraid I'll devour them!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.