I'm a Gaming Streamer, and I Really Can't Recite Classical Poems!

After graduating, Ye Fei starts working as a full-time League of Legends streamer.

Unfortunately, most of his viewers are students, and the chat is full of elementary-school questions.

He binds himself to an All-Subjects Encyclopedia System!

"Streamer, streamer, what's the next line after 'Wrong, wrong, wrong'?"

"Spring is as before, but my beloved is gone and thin; tears stain her silk handkerchief red.

Peach blossoms fall by the idle pond and pavilion.

Our vows still stand, but I can send no letter.

No, no, no!"

"Streamer, do you know Vue?"

"Streamer, what's the core technology behind Dongfeng missiles?"

"Streamer, tell us about quantum entanglement!"

Everyone, stop asking questions! The streamer has already been taken in for tea!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.