You Think This Is a Movie or Something?

Also known as: Great movie, please stop making them

Look at this man. The whole internet is begging him to stop making movies.

That's because he transmigrated to a parallel universe with a God-Tier Director System. Complete his missions, and he can become a god;

He made a movie about Sadako, and soon Tokyo was plagued by a hundred ghosts roaming the streets;

He made Resident Evil, and Raccoon City was overrun by zombies;

He made Pacific Rim, and satellites caught a hundred-meter-tall monster deep in the Pacific Ocean;

He made The Avengers, and the Avengers fought a massive battle in the heart of New York City;

He made Man of Steel, and Superman shattered a meteorite that came hurtling in from outer space;

After giving it some thought, he made a movie about Sakura Country sinking;

The people of Sakura Country, who had been enjoying their lives just fine: ??? Glug, glug, glug...;

Just yesterday, he announced his next project: The Wandering Earth;

The whole internet: Great movie, please stop making them. We're scared…

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.