My Words Become Law, and the Nation Asks Me to Be Its Spokesperson

Wang Hao transmigrates to a parallel world and discovers that he has a devastatingly unlucky mouth.

Whenever he says something bad is going to happen, his words come true!

With no other choice, Wang Hao turns himself in to the state!

"Leader, I have an incredible jinxing mouth. Every bad thing I say comes true. I'm turning myself in to the state!"

And just like that, Wang Hao becomes the country's spokesperson.

The state: "Wang Hao, say whatever you want. Put your talent to good use!"

At a press conference, Wang Hao says:

"With so many volcanoes in Neon Country, could there be a massive eruption?"

"The Eagle Sauce's geography is terrible. It feels like it's liable to get hit by a meteorite."

"The Pickle Country eats kimchi all day. Maybe the whole nation will get diarrhea at once."

Abroad: "Please, anyone can make things up!"

The next second, a meteor falls from the sky and smashes the Statue of Liberty to pieces!

The Eagle Sauce: "What the hell?! Please, just shut up!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.