You Wretch! You Stole My AK and Turned It In to the Police? Divorce!

At a police station somewhere, a woman walks in carrying a long case in both hands.

"Officer, I'd like to turn something in, and I was hoping you could help me with something, too!"

"What is it?"

The officer at the front desk looks bewildered and leans forward curiously, only to see a dark gun barrel sticking out of the case...

"Put it down! Step back! Don't move!"

Alarms ring through the station. Several officers rush out and close in on the woman!

She stares at them, stunned, and explains in terror, "There's been a mistake! This is a model gun my husband made. I just wanted you to talk him into giving up his useless hobby."

But after the police examine it, they discover it's a real Barrett!

She panics!

She watches the police rush into action, only to be held back by all kinds of black technology. Mechs form a line outside her house, while her husband, surrounded by an army, pulls out divorce papers...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any similarities are purely coincidental. Do not imitate.