There Are Too Many Men to Protect, I'm so Tired

I am the number one internet surfer. In reality, I am submissive, but on the Internet, I attack hard, and the screen is full of men I want to protect. Due to excessive online promiscuity, I was sanctioned and bound to that "my man is protected by me system". I feel like crying but the handsome guy online is begging me to post a comment to protect them. There is no way, there are too many men to protect, and I am really tired. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.