Spiritual Qi Revival: My Skills Are a Little Too Absurd

Liu Hao transmigrated to a world where spiritual qi had revived and monsters ran rampant, and acquired a skill System.

The skills were more than a little absurdly powerful.

"You came here to take a dump, didn't you?" It ignores level differences and forces the target to crap right where they stand!

"Chicken, you're so beautiful!" The target is forced to perform a triple act of singing, dancing, and rapping.

"Here comes the little flying stick!" After using this skill, the target is forced to open their mouth and catch whatever you toss at them!

Mastermind: "I really have nothing left to poop out! Please let me put my pants on! We're in the middle of the street!"

World-destroying supervillain: "How dare you make me stop singing, dancing, and rapping? Face me like a man! What kind of move is th... Ptooey! You actually made me eat poop! I'll kill you!"

Cosmic invader: "You insignificant insect, I'll crush... Huh? Who stole my basket from the shadows? Give it back!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.