The Myriad Realms Exchange: We Sell Everything

This is a remarkable trading post, selling all kinds of things, from every walk of life:

Hu Tao's worn black stockings

The monkey fur from the back of Wukong's head

The rope Xiao Longnu sleeps with

As long as you can offer a high enough price,

you can buy anything, from a living Gardevoir

to the Eagle's nuclear launch button.

As for the trading post's owner, his cultivation is a mystery.

His identity is a mystery, and even his reason for opening the trading post is a mystery.

All anyone knows is that he's a young man who likes to wear short-sleeved shirts, beach shorts, and flip-flops,

with a sack slung over his shoulder and a huge bunch of house keys always hanging from his waist.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.