Getting Rich, Starting with Dumpster Diving on Valentine's Day

The moment a show about modern people's Valentine's Day routines aired, it took the internet by storm.

Ten carefully selected contestants reveal the details of life for hopeless romantics and lonely singles to viewers across the country, all through live broadcasts.

Some are single and long for love.

Some are sweet together and inseparable.

Some are steady, their love flowing like a gentle stream.

Some are heartbroken, hurting each other.

But when the camera turns to Chen Xiao, everything changes.

Chen Xiao, a sanitation worker, has placed a brand-new trash can beside every old trash can.

He calls them "flower recycling bins."

Viewer A: Damn, getting rich by picking through trash cans?

Viewer B: Those aren't trash cans, they're romance transfer stations!

Viewer C: I wouldn't recommend rummaging through trash cans. If you rummage through them, what am I supposed to rummage through?

Chen Xiao: Bro, rummaging through trash cans is old news. I collect the whole lot in one go.

Reporter: Why work so hard on Valentine's Day? Isn't being in love wonderful?

Chen Xiao: If you don't make money when you can, you'll regret it! Tell me, can women lay eggs?

Viewers: That actually makes a lot of sense.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.