I, the Great Emperor of Fengdu, Rule Over All Heavens

My name is Feng Du, and I'm kind of panicking right now. I was just at home on the toilet, straining and letting one rip, when I suddenly appeared on the roof of a building. Don't ask me why. Just look around me and you'll understand.

There's a cacophony of noise, and I can feel the wind blowing. My butt is freezing, but I can hold it together. I'll finish using the toilet first.

Feng Du, the lucky guy who accidentally became the new Great Emperor of Northern Yin, is about to make his might known throughout the myriad heavens. Of course, right now he's still just a tiny ant.

Achoo...

Feng Du hugged himself and shivered.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.