I, the Great Emperor Fengdu, Rule the Heavens

My name is Feng Du, and I'm a little panicked now. I was just going to the toilet at home. I was exerting force and farted, and I appeared on the roof of a building. Don't ask me why, you will know if you look around me. The noisy sound and the feeling of wind blowing through me made my buttocks feel cold, but I could hold my own and finish going to the toilet first. Feng Du, who happened to be the lucky one to become the new Emperor of Beiyin, was about to show his majesty in the heavens. Of course, he was just a little ant now. Ah, cut... Feng Du crossed his arms and shivered. This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.