Chinese Medicine Cures Late-Stage Cancer, President Yingjiang Begs for Help

"This is a memory pill. Once you take it, Alzheimer's disease, also commonly known as dementia, will be cured immediately." "This is a red blood pill specially used to treat leukemia. After taking it, everyone said it was very effective." "ALS? This is easy to deal with. After taking my Dali Pill, you can run a marathon, high jump and dunk, and long jump without getting stuck in your crotch." Zhang Lu, as the anchor who brought goods to Blue Star, worked hard to promote it. ······ At this time, a curious audience asked. "Anchor, you are so awesome, can late-stage cancer be cured?" "Humph, you are asking the right person. Except for terminal foot cancer, I can cure all terminal cancers. Haha, why don't you place your order quickly!" "What, President Yingjiang has placed an order and rewarded him with a reward of 100 million dollars. He hopes that I can cure him. Let him go away and play with his eggs. If you want me to cure him, you must first become a Chinese citizen!" This novel and its characters are purely fictitious. Any similarity is purely coincidental and should not be imitated.