Wuxia Crossover: My Identity Has Been Exposed, but I Really Am Done Taking Disciples

"Ding! Sign in at Bright Summit to get the Otherworldly Taobao System!"

"Ding! Sign-in successful in the Tang Dynasty study. You have received the title of Rogue Imperial Tutor and unlocked the Fulu County Development System!"

"Ding! Collect all seven martial arts manuals to obtain the Doppelganger System!"

Congratulations, Host! You are now bound to the Martial World Intelligence Sign-In System. Sign in every day to receive intelligence!

A lazy security guard transmigrates with a stun baton. After the Empress exposes his identity, martial arts big shots from all over come to apprentice themselves to him!

Raise disciples, build the martial world's greatest power, enjoy an easy life of farming, become a royal county magistrate, take the imperial court by storm, and climb to the peak of power...

Empress: "It's him! He transmigrated with a con man. Don't let him get away!"

Li Shimin: "What is a flush toilet? And what sort of sweet drink is milk tea? Fulu County is a paradise on earth!"

Inviting Moon of the Flower Shifting Palace: "Everyone says I'm the grand palace mistress who has mastered the Jade Maiden Skill, so why have I fallen to a strange thing like pepper spray?"

Sweeping Monk of Shaolin Temple: "If you would take me as your disciple, I would gladly leave Buddhism and serve under you."

An alternate-history setting, a mashup of martial arts worlds, and inspiration drawn from various dynasties. Purely for entertainment. If anything seems familiar, you must be amazing...

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.