A Funeral Home Sells Burial Plots: One Follow Scares the Whole Internet Out of Its Wits

After transmigrating to a parallel world, he inherits a company that specializes in selling cemetery plots and burial homes.

One day, Yang Jian comes across a video about rescuing stray dogs.

"Sold 1,043 vicious products and 824 counterfeit, substandard products. The next batch of vicious products will have a 99.9% fatality rate."

Yang Jian follows the account immediately and sends his best wishes in return.

"How about a crane-to-heaven burial home? Reserve one of our best-selling units in advance and get 20% off!"

"Killed animals 108 times, abused animals 3,062 times, exploited kindhearted passersby to scam donations 81 times. The next time you abuse an animal, there's a 99.9% chance it'll fight back and kill you."

Yang Jian follows the streamer and sends a warning. As it turns out, the streamer is killed by a dog that very same day.

After several such incidents, Yang Jian goes viral across the internet and becomes a famous disaster harbinger.

One day, while Da Siman is livestreaming, a notification suddenly pops up backstage: "Crane-to-Heaven Burial Homes is following you."

The whole internet starts mourning Ma.

"Da Siman!"

"Da Siman, run! You're gonna die!"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.