Ranking the Most Hopelessly Illiterate Stars in Chinese Entertainment, and the Whole Internet Cheers

Li Mubai, a triple doctorate and the godfather of entertainment, had made major scientific contributions to his country. Then, out of nowhere, he became the host of a livestream program launched by CCTV, exposing the entertainment industry's hopelessly illiterate celebrities and delivering biting, sarcastic commentary on how widespread illiteracy had become in the industry.

"You can get two characters wrong in the four-character phrase 'Bless the Motherland'?"

"An actor can't even explain what an 'actor' is?"

"A top student who scored 25 points in the math section of the college entrance exam?"

"Someone who loves reading banned books from abroad and reads little articles about a Nobel Prize in Mathematics that doesn't even exist every night?"

Xiao Sa: "Mr. Li, you're the GOAT!"

Sister Zhou: "I'm so uneducated that I'm scared to say a single word!"

Boss Yang: "Please don't put me on the list. Please don't put me on the list!"

Li Mubai had clearly offended countless celebrities and powerful investors, yet after each episode aired, they always thanked him respectfully.

The whole internet was stunned!

Everyone online was asking: who exactly was Mr. Li Mubai?

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