Great Tang: I Lash Out at Li Er from the Start

Li You transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty. He's at home getting ready to eat hot pot when a man calling himself Li Er shows up with Old Sun to mooch a meal.

Li Er: Young friend, how did you come up with this chimney?

Li You: Don't you just need a brain?

Li Er: How do you get green vegetables in winter?

Li You: Don't you just need hands?

Li Er: How can we increase the court's revenue?

Li You: Even if I told you, you wouldn't dare do it!

What's with Li Er getting happier the more Li You talks back to him?

Li Er: Ever since Li You started giving me a hard time, my back doesn't ache, my legs don't hurt, and I can climb Mount Tai in one breath without getting tired.

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to real people or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.