Genshin Impact: Don't Take This Seriously, or Keqing Might Get the Wrong Idea

The good news: Zhou Qing transmigrates and, from the start, becomes Keqing's childhood friend, awakening the Lucky Draw System!

The bad news: He's saddled with enormous debt, and his luck stat is still in the negatives.

To make money, he has no choice but to become a capitalist in Teyvat!

Yelan: "I never thought my intelligence network could get things wrong. Do you have any more Death God Spicy Strips? Give me another pack!"

Ningguang: "A mass-production plan for the Jade Chamber? I'm investing in this project!"

Zhongli: "By common sense, health clubs are quite good. The prices are just too high. Please send the bill to the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor."

Venti: "East Wind Express, delivering on every promise!"

Ei: "What the heck is Thunder Style: Bitter Panties?"

Keqing: "My family keeps pressuring me. When are we getting married?"

Zhou Qing: "Everyone, don't take this seriously. I'm afraid Keqing will get the wrong idea!"

Also known as: I'm in Teyvat, and I'm Really Not a Capitalist!

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.