Always Spouting Filial Piety: Son, Say a Little Less!

Lu Xiaobei transmigrates into a parallel world, is reborn at the age of five, and activates a System.

To redeem the System's rewards, he joins his dad on a parent-child variety show and enters full-on troublemaking mode.

Host: "Do you know what your dad likes doing most?"

Lu Xiaobei: "Watching movies."

Host: "What kind of movies?"

Lu Xiaobei: "Short films with a small budget, a short runtime, no dialogue, and only two actors."

Judge: "Pfft... Don't read too much into it. He's a little kid. He doesn't know what he's saying."

Netizens: "What's wrong with this parent? Where's the morality? Where's the dignity? Where's the website?"

Host: "Do you know what your dad's favorite little animal is?"

Other kids: "Piglets, puppies, kittens."

Lu Xiaobei: "Dad's favorite is a fox spirit!"

Judge: "I'm a professional. I can't crack up on camera... unless I can't help it."

Netizens: "That leather jacket's drafty. They should have another kid while they still can."

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.