Genshin Impact: I Sell Blind Boxes in Teyvat

A mysterious palace suddenly appeared above Guyun Stone Forest, the land of the many Archons. Inside the palace, a traveler from another world was selling mystery boxes.

An Lan: "This is a small business, and I don't offer credit. Each mystery box costs 160 Primogems, no haggling. They contain all kinds of rare treasures, Visions, and Artifacts."

Beidou: "I've spent all my Primogems pulling, and even my underlings got a five-star with a single pull. Why can't I get one?!"

Zhongli: "How interesting. Shopkeeper, could I have ten more mystery boxes? Put them on the Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's tab."

Ningguang: "I'll trade you the Jade Chamber for mystery boxes. I can always build another Jade Chamber."

Raiden Shogun: "I specially learned how to cook for you. Would you trade me a mystery box in return for a meal?"

"..."

An Lan watched as a whole crowd of bigwigs brought all sorts of things to trade for his mystery boxes, and was at a loss for a moment.

An Lan: "Should I trade? Should I trade? Or should I trade?"

This novel and its characters are entirely fictional. Any resemblance is purely coincidental. Do not imitate.